I know what you’re thinking:
But what you’re really thinking is:
I’d hit it if nobody knew about it.
But what you’re really really thinking is:
I’d hit it. That stupid fucking beret was kind of a turn on, tbh.
But Bill Clinton was POTUS. Surely, he had access to a higher quality of ho.
But remember: Due to the national media scrutiny surrounding the primary and general erections– it had been nearly 4 years since Bill was free to whoremonger.
As any man can attest, such a lack of pussy can make Monica Lewinsky look like Irin Carmon…
You can tell there are deep-seeded daddy-related kinkiness (the best kind) beneath Irin’s emotionally-stable feminazi facade…