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Bollywood actress somehow became the most Beautiful Woman on Earth

MFP & co. Published February 8, 2018

Disclaimers:

  • (1) The most genetically perfect female specimen remains Kaileigh Brandt, due to her high intelligence and athleticism.
  • (2) The most beautiful woman ever remains Mélissa Theuriau, circa her mid-2000’s prime.

Amy Jackson is the most beautiful brunette walking the Earth today– but she wasn’t always hot.

Whether by plastic surgery, witchcraft, or some kind of Faustian bargain, Amy went from a mediocre 6.5, tops— appearing in such garbage Bollywood films as “Theri” and “Singh Is Bliing”:

To becoming the most beautiful brubette in the known universe:

She makes Melania Trump look like Vladimir Putin…

 

“Most Beautiful” ≠ genetically superiority

Again, if there was a global calamity on some kind?? If a giant asteroid threatened to extinguish all life on Earth??

World leaders would deploy special forces to forcibly house Kaileigh Brandt in a top secret underground gov’t bunker– thereby giving humanity the best chance of survival in a harsh and unforgiving post-apocalyptic world.

In such a scenario, Amy would be totally useless. Imagine humanity’s hopes to endure dashed because she ate poisonous berries, ala Ralph:

That said, she has a fucking perfect face…

Stahp.

And to top it all off, her accent isn’t even that annoying…

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And freaking Nick Jonas ended up with this:

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