- (1) The most genetically perfect female specimen remains Kaileigh Brandt, due to her high intelligence and athleticism.
- (2) The most beautiful woman ever remains Mélissa Theuriau, circa her mid-2000’s prime.
But whether by plastic surgery, witchcraft, or Faustian bargain, Amy Jackson went from a mediocre 6.5, tops— appearing in such garbage Bollywood films as “Theri” and “Singh Is Bliing”:
To a solid 9.5:
She makes Melania Trump look like Vladimir Putin…
“Really Hot” ≠ genetic superiority
Again, if there was a global calamity on some kind?? If a giant asteroid threatened to extinguish all life on Earth??
World leaders would deploy special forces to forcibly house Kaileigh Brandt in a top secret underground gov’t bunker– thereby giving humanity the best chance of survival in a harsh and unforgiving post-apocalyptic world.
In such a scenario, Amy would be totally useless. Imagine humanity’s hopes to endure dashed because she ate poisonous berries, ala Ralph:
That said, she has a fucking perfect face…
And to top it all off, her accent isn’t even that annoying…
Meanwhile, Nick Jonas somehow ended up with this: