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See, I told you so! The Trump recession is just around the corner

Mfp Published February 5, 2018

Did I call it or did I call it?

Even while the regime and its allies were touting cherry-picked economic data, MFP predicted a recession within 2-4 years– and I quote:

Presidential policies have only a nominal impact on the economic cycle…[but]…when the economy inevitably contracts within the next 2-4 years, Trump’s policies can be ~believably blamed.

Modern economic expansion typically lasts between 5-10 years, so we’re due for a downturn…there is the possibility that signs of recession won’t be evident by 2018– but they certainly will be by 2020.

Not saying I told you so, but:

The market will rebound, but after 7 straight years of uninterrupted economic expansion, contraction is just around the corner.

As we head into 2018 and 2020, except the Trump regime to engage in more false flags attacks and overseas military conflicts to distract its low-information supporters.

Most importantly, this brings MFP’s accuracy rating to an all-time record high of 97.5%.

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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MFP accurately projects

Here’s Beto’s path to the Democrat nomination

Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.

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THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals:
Sandy Hook massacre was
“completely fake with actors”

“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson
got cucked hard!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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Bwahahaha: Trump bullies Kasie Hunt, Chris Matthews LOLs

Would Smash

UConn’s Katie Lou Samuelson has a super hot face

MP’s America’s Most Dangerous Enemies Ever Power Rankings

Fight Simulation: Michael Brown vs. Trayvon Martin

Troll-like creature at center of Oakland PD sex scandal, would ya?