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See, I told you God would punish the New England Patriots for supporting Trump   February 4, 2018

Did I call it or did I call it?

The heavily-favored New England Patriots were expected to win their 6th Superbowl on Sunday– but, as I predicted– God punished Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, and Robert Kraft for collaborating w/ the Trump regime:

As John Page wrote to Thomas Jefferson, “an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm”.

That was never more evident than on this play: Belichick-Brady’s brilliantly-conceived trick call badly fooled SJW cuck Chris Long— but divine intervention caused Brady to drop the sure catch…

Ultimately, providence rewarded Long and the Eagles for their patriotic resistance to the Trump Occupation.

Following the victory, Eagles CB Malcolm Jenkins– as per his patriotic duty– told CNN he intends to skip the traditional WH visit.

Kudos.

But more importantly, this brings MFP’s accuracy rating to a near all-time high of 97.2%.

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