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Musha Hadeen Published January 12, 2018

Here are Trump’s controversial remarks about Haitian and African immigrants:

Why do we want people from Haiti here…from all these shithole countries here? We should have more people from places like Norway…Haitians “all have AIDS” and Nigerians would never “go back to their huts” [after seeing America].

  • (1) Thank you God!

    2018 (and with it, the Reich’s legislative agenda) hinges on 5-10 tossup races. Anything that mobilizes minorities and alienates moderates heading into the midterms is a blessing.

  • (2) Tbh, Haiti is kind of a shithole

    Just between you and me.

    Which is to say, of course Haiti’s a shithole.

    But to the extent that this controversy hinders Trump’s terrorist regime– all patriotic Americans should feign outrage and accuse Trump of racism.

  • (3) Norwegian taste in women is troubling

    Norway has terrible taste in women, as illustrated below.

This is fmr. Miss Norway contestant Maiken Skoie Brustad…

Maiken is manifestly a ~9– and if that’s not enough, based on leaked photos, it would appear that she also likes it in the pooper– which instantly makes her a 9.99!!

Clearly, Maiken should have won Miss Norway. Instead, she has been relegated to a career in personal training.

This is particularly galling considering recent winners…

Miss Norway 2014

I’m an obese ugly loser that never gets laid?? But honest to God?? Face-wise??

I’ve done better.

Miss Norway 2015

Kinda like a cute mom??

Miss Norway 2016

I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say that as we speak, much more attractive American women are sucking **** out of their own ******** on camera for $500.

Miss Norway 2017

Case closed.

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