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Fortune Feimster and her fiancé, would ya threesome?   January 8, 2018

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Here’s the thing.

Surely, we would have a threesome with Ellen Degenerate and Portia de Rossi for the sole purpose of making love to Portia de Rossi– even though Portia is 44 now, which is like 1,000,000-years-old in hot chick years.

Here she is closer to her ~Arrested Development era prime…

But newly-engaged Fortune Feimster and Jacquelyn Smith is a much, much, much more difficult call…

Ultimately, I consistently do a lot worse than Jacquelyn Smith, so I don’t see any reason why not, tbh.

h/t NH.

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