2018 is the year Caitlin Carmichael surpasses Peyton List as the best fmr. Disney actress
Though I am personally partial to Sammi Hanratty:
Meghan McCain’s husband is a gay
I don’t know if he’ll come out in 2018 but mark my words, one day he make a tearful announcement.
Trump will not get impeached in 2018
If Trump devoured a live baby with his bare hands, congressional Republicans would still stand by him for the good of the Reich.
Therefore, the absolute earliest impeachment proceedings could begin is Jan. 2019. Unfortunately, by then, leading presidential candidates will have adopted a “play it safe” strategery of being as vague and amiable as possible so as not to rile up Trump’s brownshirts– and will therefore distance themselves from any impeachment movement.
There is a 66% chance that Mueller’s findings are exculpatory
There is a 2/3 chance that Mueller concludes that Trump personally (A) was too incompetent to collude and/or (B) unaware, given his dementia and senility.
Doug Jones will suck up to Trump
Alabamistan Senator-erect Doug Jones is already up for reerection in 2020– a presidential year in which the KKK is expected to turn out at 2016 levels. As such, expect Doug Jones to find common ground with Trump whenever possible.
The GOP keeps the Senate
Democrats are currently +12 in the generic ballot, but Trump and Stephen Miller will launch false flags to erode that number.
Trump’s Zionist tax cut will be his only major legislative achievement heading into 2018 and 2020
- Entitlement reform – Republicans cannot support entitlement cuts so soon after gifting trillions of taxpayer dollars to the Jewish donor class.
- Infrastructure – Fiscal conservatives cannot support additional deficit spending so soon after gifting trillions of taxpayer dollars to the Jewish donor class.
- The Wall – lol.
Gavin Newsom will win the California gubernatorial erection and immediately start running for POTUS
Good politicians are blessed with great timing.
After getting suckered on Al Franken’s resignation, the Democrat base is willing to forgive Newsom for his propensity to put his dick in everything…
Please God, don’t let him have Chelsea the Hot Code Pink Protester…
Belen Sisa, America’s cutest illegal alien, will NOT be deported