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MFP accurately explains how Prince Harry got engaged to an unattractive older woman   November 27, 2017

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Despite the Queen’s best efforts, Prince Charles on Monday announced Harry’s engagement to 36-year-old, biracial, borderline unattractive American divorcee Meghan Markle.

Here’s how this happened (for the record, MFP is documented to be right ~97.2% of the time):

  • (1) Meghan initially resisted Prince Harry’s advances due to his “playboy” reputation.
  • (2) Meghan’s unwillingness to give up her pussy made Harry crazy.
  • (3) Unfamiliar with rejection, Harry confused the adolescent desire to want what you cannot have for “love”.
  • (4) Harry professed his love, and Meghan finally gave up the pussy.
  • (5) Harkle were totally in love for several months thereafter.
  • (6) Once the oxytocin wore off, Harry realized that he missed getting blowjobs from 18-year-old 8’s and 9’s on a daily basis.
  • (7) Harry was understandably irritable from the lack of young pussy, so Harkle started bickering.
  • (8) Harkle entered an on-again, off-again period– during which Harry fucked hundreds of 18-year-old women.
  • (9) Harry saw Meghan on Facebook or TMZ or whatever having fun with other dudes, which made him super jealous.
  • (10) Harry, again confusing his adolescent feelings for “love”, drunk called Meghan and professed his love.
  • (11) Harry, wrongly believing he finally got all the fucking 18-year-olds out of his system– proposed to Meghan.

And here we are.

I sincerely wish them the best, but…a biracial 36-year-old??

I am genuinely sorry to say that Meghan Markle will be a ~4.5 by her 40th birthday– at which point, Harry will be unfaithful, angling for divorce, or both (probably both).

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