Despite the Queen’s best efforts, Prince Charles on Monday announced Harry’s engagement to 36-year-old, biracial, borderline unattractive American divorcee Meghan Markle.
Here’s how this happened (for the record, MFP is documented to be right ~97.2% of the time):
- (1) Meghan initially resisted Prince Harry’s advances due to his “playboy” reputation.
- (2) Meghan’s unwillingness to give up her pussy made Harry crazy.
- (3) Unfamiliar with rejection, Harry confused the adolescent desire to want what you cannot have for “love”.
- (4) Harry professed his love, and Meghan finally gave up the pussy.
- (5) Harkle were totally in love for several months thereafter.
- (6) Once the oxytocin wore off, Harry realized that he missed getting blowjobs from 18-year-old 8’s and 9’s on a daily basis.
- (7) Harry was understandably irritable from the lack of young pussy, so Harkle started bickering.
- (8) Harkle entered an on-again, off-again period– during which Harry fucked hundreds of 18-year-old women.
- (9) Harry saw Meghan on Facebook or TMZ or whatever having fun with other dudes, which made him super jealous.
- (10) Harry, again confusing his adolescent feelings for “love”, drunk called Meghan and professed his love.
- (11) Harry, wrongly believing he finally got all the fucking 18-year-olds out of his system– proposed to Meghan.
And here we are.
I sincerely wish them the best, but…a biracial 36-year-old??
I am genuinely sorry to say that Meghan Markle will be a ~4.5 by her 40th birthday– at which point, Harry will be unfaithful, angling for divorce, or both (probably both).