Columbian-born Daniela Lopez Osorio’s impromptu butt dance is universally regarded as the hottest non-speaking, non-pornographic moment in human history.
Unfortunately, while Daniela does sometimes look like a 10– her face is unacceptably average:
As such, Alabamistan’s own Baskin Champion remains the hottest chick on Earth:
Please note that regional preferences take scarcity and cultural biases into account.
- In Ethiopia, any skinny white chick under 35 is automatically 11/10.
- In Saudi Arabia, skinny white chick scores are artificially depressed by the surplus of Caucasian sex slaves from Eastern Europe and, to a lesser extent, North America.
- In Los Angeles and New York, tall skinny chick scores are subconsciously exaggerated due to the pedo-ish archetype promoted by the modeling industry– and the status that conveys (if you’re dating a tall skinny chick, you must be hot shit).
- In Las Vegas and Florida, there is a greater premium on big tits and nice ass.
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* Editorial edit 11/20/17: Reading clarity and revised scores.