Full disclosure: I am rooting for Roy Moore (1) to maintain MFP’s sky high accuracy rating and (2) because a Sen. Roy Moore is more damaging to the GOP brand than a Sen. Jeff Sessions or Mo Brooks.
Any moral qualms I have about supporting a pedophile are assuaged by the fact that the victims are from Alabamistan– a failed state run by uneducated, superstitious hillbillies stuck in the 15th century.
If you doubt this, consider that Roy Moore is a wealthy man and a fmr. Chief Justice– yet this is the best lawyer he could find in the state…
In Alabamistan, if Roy Moore hadn’t molested these women– then some other “devout Christian” surely would have.
So, fuck it.
Here’s why Roy Moore will win on Dec. 12…
(1) Polls skewed by shame
The top line number looks worse than it is because many Alabamistans are understandably ashamed to tell pollsters they support a pedophile…
But since no one who opposes child molestation thinks Moore should stay in the race– we can therefore safely assume that Moore’s actual level of support is closer to 54%…
Ignore the top line number. Keep your eye on the percentage of Alabamistans that think Moore “should stay in the race”.
(2) 1 or more of Roy Moore’s accusers are liars
Leigh Corfman is legit, but statistically speaking, at least 1 of the other accusers are liars.
The same logic applies to Bill Clinton:
- Monica Lewinsky
- Paula Jones
- Gennifer Flowers
- Kathleen Willey
- Juanita Broaddrick
- Countless other accusers
Most of the accusations are no doubt true, but statistically speaking, at least 1 or more of those fat bitches are liars.
(3) Doug Jones will be accused of sexual misconduct
In recent years/months, liberals foolishly went all in on:
We must believe victims/accusers regardless of common sense!!
This leaves Doug Jones open to accusations of sexual misconduct later this month or early December. And, by Democrats’ own words, these false claims must necessarily be believed.
Also, it doesn’t help that Jones has a creepy face…
(4) Alabamistan will recoil at Doug Jones’ supporters
Doug Jones should spend the next 3 weeks espousing the views of a KKK Grand Wizard.
Instead, Jones is aligning himself w/ minorities that Alabamistan’s “devout Christians” hate…
This type of brazen tolerance will cause Alabamistans to rally around Moore’s message of “taking our country back” and “they took er jerbs”.
For these reasons, MFP gives Roy Moore a 70% chance to win next month’s special erection.