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Despite terrible haircut, Haley Byrd remains Top 5 Reporter I Would Spend The Rest of My Life With   November 14, 2017

According to multiple sources on Capitol Hill, Haley Byrd’s new haircut makes her look like Morty Smith.

It is a subtle, but noticeable regression from the raw sexual hair of earlier this year.

Nevertheless, Haley remains ~tied with Katie Glueck for the reporter I would most want to spend the rest of my life with for obvious reasons– not least of which is her personality, which, I assume, is pleasant enough.


She’s probably too old now?? But 5 years ago, Valerie Curry would have perfect to portray Haley Byrd in Trump the Movie


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