According to multiple sources on Capitol Hill, Haley Byrd’s new haircut makes her look like Morty Smith.
It is a subtle, but noticeable regression from the raw sexual hair of earlier this year.
Nevertheless, Haley remains ~tied with Katie Glueck for the reporter I would most want to spend the rest of my life with for obvious reasons– not least of which is her personality, which, I assume, is pleasant enough.
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 5, 2017
wearing an American flag dude bro tank, meeting a duck pic.twitter.com/Lpu9IXtEAz
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 15, 2017
She’s probably too old now?? But 5 years ago, Valerie Curry would have perfect to portray Haley Byrd in Trump the Movie…