Intrepid reporter Haley Byrd has a 10/10 face, except that when she smiles, she bears an unfortunate resemblance to Morty Smith.
In any case, her new haircut is a subtle, but unmistakable regression from the raw sexual hair of earlier this year:
Nevertheless, Haley remains ~tied with Katie Glueck for the reporter I would most want to spend the rest of my life with for obvious reasons– not least of which is her personality, which, I assume, is pleasant enough.
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 5, 2017
wearing an American flag dude bro tank, meeting a duck pic.twitter.com/Lpu9IXtEAz
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 15, 2017
She’s probably too old now?? But 5 years ago, Valerie Curry would have perfect to portray Haley Byrd in Trump the Movie…