Intrepid reporter Haley Byrd has a 10/10 face, but when she smiles, she bears an unfortunate resemblance to Morty Smith.
Perhaps more troubling, Haley’s new haircut is a subtle but unmistakable regression from the raw sexual hair of the past.
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 5, 2017
wearing an American flag dude bro tank, meeting a duck pic.twitter.com/Lpu9IXtEAz
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 15, 2017
Nevertheless, Haley (and Katie Glueck) remain tied for the reporter I would most want to spend the rest of my life with for any number of reasons– not least of which is her personality, which, I assume, is pleasant enough.
Incidentally, she’s probably too old now?? But 5 years ago, Valerie Curry would have perfect to portray Haley in Trump the Movie.