Christina Baker Kline
President Bush put his arm around me, low on my back. His comic timing was impeccable. ‘David Cop-a-feel,’ he said, and squeezed my butt, hard, just as the photographer snapped the photo. Instinctively, I swiped his hand away.
Ew, old. Nevertheless, she can get it, 5/10.
He reached his right hand around to my behind, and as we smiled for the photo he asked the group, ‘Do you want to know who my favorite magician is?’ As I felt his hand dig into my flesh, he said, ‘David Cop-a-Feel!’
Archetypal fat girl w/ a cute face. Would probably be super hot after a 90-day juice fast, 6.25/10.
He didn’t shake my hand. He touched me from behind from his wheelchair with his wife Barbara Bush by his side. He told me a dirty joke. And then, all the while being photographed, touched me again.
Mediocre face, good body, looks amenable to rough sex, 6.99/10.
Not surprisingly, Harvey Weinstein’s victims were much hotter.