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MFP accurately rates chicks sexually assaulted by George HW Bush   October 26, 2017

Christina Baker Kline

President Bush put his arm around me, low on my back. His comic timing was impeccable. ‘David Cop-a-feel,’ he said, and squeezed my butt, hard, just as the photographer snapped the photo. Instinctively, I swiped his hand away.

Ew, old. Nevertheless, she can get it, 5/10.

Jordana Grolnick

He reached his right hand around to my behind, and as we smiled for the photo he asked the group, ‘Do you want to know who my favorite magician is?’ As I felt his hand dig into my flesh, he said, ‘David Cop-a-Feel!’

Archetypal fat girl w/ a cute face. Would probably be super hot after a 90-day juice fast, 6.25/10.

Heather Lind

He didn’t shake my hand. He touched me from behind from his wheelchair with his wife Barbara Bush by his side. He told me a dirty joke. And then, all the while being photographed, touched me again.

Mediocre face, good body, looks amenable to rough sex, 6.99/10.

Not surprisingly, Harvey Weinstein’s victims were much hotter.

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