By those metrics most commonly used to determine carnal desirability– age, weight, height, race, etc.– inarguably, WWE superstar Liv Morgan is technically hotter than fmr. Raw Womens Champion Alexa Bliss.
However, when sheer adorability is taken into account, Alexa is as (if not even more) carnally desirable.
For instance, that belt pose thing she does is indescribably adorbs:
Plus, she walks like she hates you which makes men crazy for her:
It should also be noted that Alexa possesses naturally softer, Disney princess-type facial features:
Accurate Rating
Please note that regional preferences take scarcity and cultural biases into account.
For example, in Ethiopia, any skinny white chick under 35 is automatically 11/10. In Saudi Arabia, however, that same skinny white chick’s score may be artificially depressed due to the overabundance and availability of blonde sex slaves from North America and Eastern Europe.
| Liv | Alexa | |
|---|---|---|
| Los Angeles | 9.25 | 9.0 |
| Las Vegas | 9.5 | 9.25 |
| Iowa | 10 | 10 |
| Saudi Arabia | 9.99 | 9.75 |
| Japan | 10 | 11 |
| Personally | 9.25 | 100 |
| Mom & Dad | 8.5 | 10,000 |
UPDATE: Alexa Bliss is even hotter than photoshopped Alexa Bliss
