Confirmed: Heidi Heitkamp is too ugly to be sexually harassed

MP   |   Published October 25, 2017

Female senators appeared on Meet the Press on Sunday to share their sexual harassment fantasies experiences:

4 women U.S. senators tell their stories of sexual harassment…the Harvey Weinstein story has brought to light the ugliness, the humiliation, and perhaps most of all the prevalence of sexual harassment and assault. Many of us, men mostly, were not aware or chose not to be aware of how common this kind of behavior apparently is.

But I was like, wait…there is no fucking way someone sexually harassed Heidi Heitkamp!

Sure enough, while Elizabeth Warren recounted being chased around a room by a horny old dude, and Claire McCaskill was forced to endure a blowjob joke– here’s Heidi Heitkamp’s “sexual harassment story”:

A law enforcement official came up to me and he pretty much put his finger in my face, and he said ‘listen here, men will always beat their wives and you can’t stop them’.

Wait what?

That’s not sexual harassment! Misogyny, maybe. Ignorance, certainly– but it’s not sexual harassment!

Many retards continue to claim that “sexual harssment/assault is about power, NOT sex”. But as the Heidi Heitkamp non-sexual harassment story illustrates, that is demonstrably false.

Again, I ask you:

If a wealthy/powerful Whoopi Goldberg and a sexy white homeless chick were both thrown into a pit of rapists at the same exact time— which of the 2 would the rapists rush to rape?

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