Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

MFP accurately reax to Jeff Flake not seeking reerection   October 24, 2017

Nazi collaborator Jeff Flake on Tuesday announced that he would not seek reerection in 2018.

Flake voted w/ the criminal Trump regime 92% of the time. Out of 49 votes in 2017, Flake only opposed the Nazis 4X:

So I’m just like…

As to how this effects 2018, best case scenario for the Republic is Racist Angry Ex-Wife That Joined A Cult-Looking Lady wins the GOP nomination…

Her opponent is likely to be Bisexual Hippie That Would Have Lost to Jeff Flake For Sure…

For the record, I would smash Kyrsten Sinema– but I would have preferred to hit it in her prime, to the extent that she had one…

In any case, the most recent poll has the latter +1.

Racist Angry Ex-Wife That Joined A Cult-Looking Lady 31
Bisexual Hippie That Would Have Lost to Jeff Flake For Sure 32
Undecided 38

Whatever happens in AZ, it would take an historic off-year wave to wrestle Senate control from the Nazis, who are likely to expand their 52-48 majority.

The Republic’s survival depends on the House, which can bury the regime’s anti-American agenda under an avalanche of subpoenas.

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