Abella Danger accurately claims people think she looks like Wonder Woman

MP   |   Published October 5, 2017

People tell legendary adult actress Abella Danger that she looks like Gal Gadot all the time.

Personally, I would rather make love to Abella based on:

  • (1) Nastier.
  • (2) Bigger boobs.
  • (3) Doesn’t have annoying accent.
  • (4) Younger (on top of the ~decade age difference, Gal is having a baby, so her vagina is ruined).

Beyond that, Abella is, at the base level, more carnally attractive– albeit, some would argue– in a trashy way…

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I mean, come on.

And just for comparison, here’s Gal…

Aside from the distinctly Jewish look (I’m a fan), I feel like any resemblance is kind of stretch…

Update: Imma bump her up to 8.25…

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