Horny dudesPeople tell adult actress Abella Danger that she looks like Gal Gadot like all the time:
everyone keeps saying I look like the new Wonder Woman but like I don't see it at all but I get it 50x a day
— Danger (@Abella_Danger) June 14, 2017
In point of fact, I would rather make love to Abella than Gal Gadot based on the following attributes:
- (1) Nastier.
- (2) Bigger boobs.
- (3) Doesn’t have annoying accent.
- (4) Younger (on top of the ~decade age difference, Gal is having a baby, so her vagina is ruined forever).
Obviously, Gal Gadot is the one you introduce to the parents at Thanksgiving. But ideally, that would be preceded by 2 years of emotionally abusing and physically using up Abella’s prime:
Like, Gal is classy everything??
But I mean:
Fuckkkkkk yessssss send me pics of the creampie please👅 https://t.co/08EaTvXtIw
— Danger (@Abella_Danger) October 12, 2017
In any case, aside from the distinctly Jewish look (I’m into it, personally), any resemblance is kind of stretch.