Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

Now ESPN claims basketball causes early death   September 29, 2017

This is ESPN NBA anal-yst Tom Haberstroh drawing a link between playing a lot of basketball and death:

It’s all fun and games when we make fun of the NBA and players for being babies, right? But…a lot of Charles Barkley’s contemporaries are dying at a young age.

I have a list here: Moses Malone, 60…Darryl Dawkins, 58. Caldwell Jones, 64…Sean Rooks, 46.

Harberstroh, a self-proclaimed anal-ytics guru, neglected to mention the correlation between height and greater instances of cancer and heart disease.

But most egregious of all, Haberstroh once argued that Rudy Fucking Gay was more clutch than the Black Mamba– then tried to worm his way out of it like a bitch…

h/t MC.

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