Ted Cruz Porn Chick pressured to work w/ African-Americans

MP   |   Published September 16, 2017

Ted Cruz recently “liked” a pornographic scene featuring Cory Chase and the criminally-underrated Kacey Jordan.

You may recall that some years ago, Kacey adorably expressed misgivings about working w/ African-Americans in a “American [Redacted]” behind-the-scenes clip:

JMP: It’s a brotherhood! You can’t, you can’t discriminate.

UNIDENTIFIED CHICK: We are not discriminating, it’s just where we come from.

KJ: Ugh, but they’re gonna talk to me like, ‘what’s up momma’ [crosses arms and makes adorable face].

JMP: They’re just gonna [censored]. They’re not allowed to talk to you. They don’t really talk to you.

KJ: They can’t talk to me [makes that cute, barely audible, pouty “harumph” face that attractive white chicks make].

IC: You think they’re gonna talk to you about like, your hopes and dreams?

KJ: No, they’re gonna talk to me like, ‘yeahhhhhh [censored]’ [makes adorable faces].

As an aside, Kacey’s ~legitimate career woman doppelgänger is fmr. Fox News anchor Anna Kooiman…

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