That’s Miss Montana 2012, Alexis Wineman– the most beautiful autistic woman to ever live, and archetypal LTR material.
Her white girl dance, in its allure, is perhaps second only to that of the backup singer at last year’s Republican National Cuckvention.
Unfortunately, there were those that felt Alexis received undue attention due to her disorder, like this jealous bitch:
Despite being the objectively hottest chick in the competition by several orders of magnitude, Alexis didn’t win Miss America that year. Instead, the crown was awarded to Miss Wisconsin, Laura Kaeppeler.
Laura was hot too, but in a more provincial way. Like, if you were a delivery driver or a cell phone store manager in Kenosha, you would want to trap her with a baby ASAP.
Otherwise, you risk a minor league baseball player stealing Laura away from you with his optimism and big city dreams.
But to show you how far America has fallen, look what’s happened since…
Miss America ’13
Mallory Hagan looks like that loud chick your divorced uncle picks up at an Irish pub (even though he’s not Irish and hates soccer) and brings to Thanksgiving and it’s awkward.
Miss America ’14
Nina Davuluri [redacted for racism/bigotry].
Miss America ’15
Would smash Kira Kazantsev obviously, but she is barely hotter than her porn doppelgänger Chastity Lynn.
Miss America ’16
I try my best be clever, but basically, Betty Cantrell looks like a witch.
Miss America ’17
I just jerked off to a woman taking 3 ****** ****s for probably like $500 that was 1,000,000X hotter than Cara Mund.
To make matters worse, they list “Jazz Dance – ‘The Way You Make Me Feel'” as Cara Mund’s “talent”– which I find infuriating.
Like, is that even a talent?? It sounds more like an annoying habit.
In any case, disgusting…