MFP accurately reax to Trump approval among youth drops to 20%

King of the Jews Published August 30, 2017

Trump’s approval rating among Americans age 18-29 has reached a new low of 20%. To put that in perspective, Trump won 36% of that demo in last November’s erection.

Erection 2016
	Hillary	Trump
18-29	55	36
30-44	51	41
45-64	44	52
65 & older	45	52

Incidentally, fmr. NBA great and current New York Knicks head coach Jeff Hornacek’s daughter Abby is in the 18-29 category:

Despite being muy alto, she has some handles.

A post shared by Abby Hornacek (@abbyhornacek) on Dec 19, 2016 at 4:29pm PST

And here she is in leather pants:

Green New Deal

MFP accurately reax to the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal presupposes that recent global temperature and weather patterns (~500 out of 4.5 billion years) are "correct" and should be frozen in place in perpetuity.

Would Smash

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

Green New Deal

MFP accurately reax to the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal presupposes that recent global temperature and weather patterns (~500 out of 4.5 billion years) are "correct" and should be frozen in place in perpetuity.

THIS IS AWKWARD

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Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson:
Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

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Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

Alex Jones reveals: Sandy Hook massacre was “completely fake with actors”

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he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

Would Smash

BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

Bwahahahaha!

Watch: GOP strategerist Gianno Caldwell CRIES like a baby!!!

Tough guy sellout Gianno Caldwell cries when Trump finally goes after him!

The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson got cucked!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

* Votes are irreversable and legally binding.

FYI

Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.

Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »