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That chick with no vagina is so hot

Mark Capra Published August 18, 2017

Kaylee Moats’ bf hit the fucking jackpot:

A 22-year-old woman born without a vagina hopes to have a life-changing surgery that would allow her to lose her virginity to her boyfriend…she has lived in fear of other people finding out about her bizarre condition and then mocking her.

But everything changed when she met boyfriend Robbie Limmer…he doesn’t care about the lack of sex in their relationship.

Instead, he contributes $50 of his salary each month to fund her campaign for the cosmetic surgery to craft her a vaginal opening…Moats needs to raise $15,000 in total to undergo the procedure.

Now wait just a goddamn second.

So, the boyfriend contributes $50 a month? While the public puts up the remaining $14,000– fourteen thousand USD!!– so that he gets the pleasure of putting his dick in her??

[Dismissive jerking motion].

This is #1 bullshit, because if you think about it, he gets the best of both worlds!

  • 1) Her virginity

    Normally, you have to put in tremendous amounts of work to get a white (or Asian) woman’s virginity, but all this dude has to do is wait for the public and surgeons to do all the work!

  • 2) Countless blowjobs

    I suspect women that grow up without a vagina are insecure, and would happily give tons of blowjobs (to completion) for fear of losing their boyfriends.

    So, hypothetically speaking, while he’s waiting for her to get a vagina, he gets a million blowjobs!

Oh what a saint! What a sacrifice he’s making!!

I hope by some miracle, she gets pregnant the very 1st time they have sex and then she refuses to abort their miracle baby!

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