Mark Capra
Published August 16, 2017
For obvious reasons, we cannot rate CRTV’s Michelle Malkin on an uncapped scale that would put her up against the most beautiful women in the world, including Melissa Theuriau or Kaileigh Brandt.
Instead, we’ll rate Prime Michelle on a curve, wherein (South, I assume) Korean Choi Seol Hwa counts as a 10/10…
While she is lacking up top, her waist-to-booty ratio is within optimal parameters (for non-African-Americans)…
Michelle circa ’87
#flashbackfriday OMG so #80sprom 😂😂😂 #naturalhair #jerseygirl #1987 https://t.co/UNeJk2voym pic.twitter.com/BnTlMnt9tu
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) July 21, 2017
For reference, this is Michelle approximately 1 to 1.5 decades later…
Accurate Rating
On a curve |
Uncapped Scale |
|
|---|---|---|
| US/UK | 6.99 | 4.5 |
| Los Angeles (wealthy) | 6.50 | 4.0 |
| Asia | 7.50 | 6.99 |
| Saudi Arabia | 4.0 | 1.99 |
| Mom & Dad | 4.0 | 3.0 |
