MFP apologizes to John McCain after Trumpcare vote

Musha Hadeen Published July 29, 2017

Dear Señor McCain,

Some of this was prior to my tenure, but over the years, MFP has delighted in:

  • Accusing you of being a traitor, just for clicks.
  • Accusing you of allying w/ neo-Nazis, just to defend Russia’s incursions into Crimea and Ukraine.
  • Promoting vile conspiracy theories about your time as a POW that I knew to be false, just to defend Trump’s “I like people who weren’t captured” remark (I am personally guilty of this).

And while it is true that you advance a neoconservative agenda that has killed or displaced millions– the truth is, I don’t really give a fuck about Iraqis. To be honest, my libertarian, anti-war views are just an excuse to hate Israel and [redacted]s.

But today, America faces a far greater threat than male [redacted]s.

Political parties and low-information tribalism are the scourge of our time. Anyone who defies their party for any reason is a hero, and w/ your vote to defeat Trumpcare, you are a hero more than most.

In conclusion, I was a dick, and I’m sorry.

Beginning late this year or early next, MFP will return to the shameful low-information model to take advantage of uneducated voters. But until then, I pledge to redouble my efforts to defend American values.

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