Bwahahaha! Dude that colluded w/ Russia commits suicide by “suffocation”

MP   |   Published originally July 17, 2017

I totally get it, covering 2016 is a logistical nightmare. But this was not the GRU’s best work:

  • A GOP operative w/ ties to Michael Flynn confessed to attempted collusion w/ Russia.

  • 10 days after speaking w/ the Wall Street Journal, he committed suicide by (wait for it) “suffocation”.

  • His suicide note read, “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER”.

In fairness to the GRU, after the wave of shootings and people falling out of windows— a nice, lowkey suicide was the right call.

But the life insurance-suicide angle left a lot to be desired.

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