Nobody wanted to hang out with Justin Trudeau at the G20

Credit @glen_mcgregor
JH Published July 11, 2017

You may recall that while Ivanka Trump was indifferent to Little Marco, as if he were an inanimate object like a cabinet or something:

Ivanka visibly thirsted for Justin Trudeau, clearly and openly ready to throw it all away– Jared, the kids, all of it– if Justin asked her to run away with him:

But once in awhile, even Justin has to be that 1 kid sitting alone in the cafeteria:

You may recall fellow Canuck Lyin’ Ted had a similar experience during the GOP debates:

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Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
Links
FYI
Actually, terrorism was so much worse in the 1980’s We live in a veritable Utopian paradise compared to the violence of the past.
Contrary to the ratings-driven cable news narrative-- which has a financial stake in frightening elderly, low-information voters-- there are fewer terrorist incidents today than any time since the advent of modern terrorism. Read more »
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