Trump arrived in Poland on Thursday where he was greeted by fellow despot Andrzej Duda and his passive-aggressive wife Agata.
But that is neither here nor there.
Of late, a misguided but increasingly loud minority is claiming that Poland’s beautiful First Daughter Kinga Duda is hotter than Ivanka. Granted, Kinga looks really hot here:
Ultimately, however, she is a Becky or basic bitch– with the dull, uninteresting face of a Quaker or a Mormon:
More importantly, Kinga lacks Ivanka’s giant boobs. Without them, Kinga can never surpass Ivanka’s 1997-2007 prime:
Nose-ghazi notwithstanding, Ivanka is essentially flawless.
Accurate Rating
Despite being nearly a decade Kinga’s senior, Ivanka’s enormous fun bags give her a distinct advantage in less youth-obsessed regions.
| Kinga | Ivanka | Ivanka circa 1997-2007 | |
|---|---|---|---|
| US | 7.50 | 7.75 | 9.99 |
| Los Angeles (wealthy areas) |
6.75 | 6.25 | 9.00 |
| UK | 6.99 | 7.50 | 9.25 |
| Africa | 10.0 | 9.99 | 10.0 |
| Asia | 9.25 | 8.99 | 10.0 |
| Saudi Arabia | 9.00 | 8.5 | 10.0 |
