Trump arrived in Poland on Thursday where he was greeted by fellow despot Andrzej Duda and his passive-aggressive wife Agata.
But that is neither here nor there.
Of late, a misguided but increasingly loud minority is claiming that Poland’s beautiful First Daughter Kinga Duda is hotter than Ivanka. Granted, Kinga looks really hot here:
Ultimately, however, she is a Becky or basic bitch– with the dull, uninteresting face of a Quaker or a Mormon:
More importantly, Kinga lacks Ivanka’s giant boobs. Without them, Kinga can never surpass Ivanka’s 1997-2007 prime:
Nose-ghazi notwithstanding, Ivanka is essentially flawless.
Despite being nearly a decade Kinga’s senior, Ivanka’s enormous fun bags give her a distinct advantage in less youth-obsessed regions.
|Kinga||Ivanka||Ivanka circa 1997-2007|