Poland’s First Daughter is not hotter than Ivanka ya crazies!

MFP & co.   Published July 6, 2017

Trump arrived in Poland on Thursday where he was greeted by fellow despot Andrzej Duda and his passive-aggressive wife Agata.

But that is neither here nor there.

Of late, a misguided but increasingly loud minority is promoting the myth that Poland’s beautiful First Daughter Kinga Duda is hotter than Ivanka. And granted, Kinga looks really hot here:

Ultimately, however, she is Becky or basic bitch– with the dull, uninteresting face of a Quaker or a Mormon…

More importantly, Kinga lacks Ivanka’s giant boobs. Without them, Kinga can never surpass Ivanka’s 1997-2007 prime…

Nose-ghazi notwithstanding, Ivanka is essentially flawless.

Accurate Rating

Despite being nearly a decade Kinga’s senior, Ivanka’s enormous fun bags give her a distinct advantage in less youth-obsessed regions.

Kinga Ivanka Ivanka circa 1997-2007
US 7.50 7.75 9.99
Los Angeles
(wealthy areas)
6.75 6.25 9.00
UK 6.99 7.50 9.25
Africa 10.0 9.99 10.0
Asia 9.25 8.99 10.0
Saudi Arabia 9.00 8.5 10.0

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