Mofo Politics
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American ring girl dominates Australia at #PacquiaoVsHorn   July 2, 2017

At #PacquiaoVsHorn in Brisbane this past weekend, American Top Rank Knockout and fmr. MFP’s Hottest Chick on Planet Earth Stephanie Ann Cook utterly dominated her Australian counterparts.

Even though Australia has the hottest women per capita— I refuse to say that their ring girls are jacked, I will not say it…

This was a 10-8 round on my scorecard, but honestly?? It easily could have been 10-7…

Coming into the fight, there was some question as to whether Steph had slipped— was she past her prime? Has she lost a step??

To her credit, Steph responded w/ the greatest performance of career.

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