After receiving intense social media backlash, a Czech nuclear power plant apologized for staging a swimsuit contest purportedly featuring prospective interns:
We didn’t want to offend anyone. The purpose of the competition was to promote technical education…we are very sorry.
In defense of like, free speech or whatever, the competition will proceed below as the Founding Fathers would have wanted.
Interns #3, #4, and #5
I mean, I would bang all 3, but they are a tier below the Top 2…
I feel like Radka would win upwards of 95% of (non-US-based) bikini contests on Earth.
Imagine how flirtatious and uninhibited she would be w/ a green card within her grasp, and a few glasses of wine…
I know what you’re thinking:
How the fuck is she not #1, you piece of shit f*ggot!! What, is she not Jewish enough for MFP!??
Technically, her name is Dominika, but for the purposes of this article, it’s “Karolina”– because it sounds less FSB double agent w/ ties to the Bratva sent to manipulate me into smuggling contraband.
Karolina’s face is aesthetically pleasing from any angle…
Not to be vulgar, but I feel like ATM-ing her beautiful, angelic 18-year-old face would be like the absolute pinnacle of the human experience.
On the other hand, I am HIV-positive that if you brought her to America, she would leave you for a minor league hockey player or an Armenian guy that owns a car dealership within weeks of receiving permanent legal status.