Bwahahaha: Carrier jobs Trump “saved” are leaving for China

MP   |   Published June 26, 2017

Starting next month, the “over 1,100” (aka 700) Carrier jobs Trump saved last December in exchange for $7 million in tax breaks are leaving for Mexico and China:

More than 600 employees at a Carrier plant in Indianapolis are bracing for layoffs beginning next month, despite being told by President Trump that nearly all the jobs at the plant had been saved… “The jobs are still leaving,” said Robert James, president of United Steelworkers Local 1999. “Nothing has stopped.”

The best part is that the tax breaks Trump gave Carrier will go towards firing even more workers:

United Technologies CEO Greg Hayes told CNBC…the money would go toward more automation in the factory and ultimately would result in fewer jobs.

But look on the bright side.

At least laid off workers won’t have to put up w/ socialist Obamacare benefits anymore…

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