Poor, uneducated Trump supporters cheered fmr. Goldman Sachs president and CEO Gary Cohn at a Trump hate rally on Wednesday.
You may recall that Cohn– Trump’s Director of the National Economic Council and chief economic adviser– appeared incredulous during last week’s White House ball-gargling ceremony:
But that is neither here nor there.
Whatever his flaws, Cohn is an undeniably decent man. Despite being worth upwards of a half billion dollars– Cohn has not dumped his unattractive wife:
If it were me??
I would give Lisa half my fortune just to be rid of her. Then, I would immediately begin my courtship of Emily Rudd– whom I would shower w/ treasures, just to see her make this face:
I know what you’re thinking:
That would be like, a 100-year age difference!! What would you twp even talk about????
Presumably, I’d have $300 million left after the divorce, plus whatever I hid from Lisa in offshore accounts– trust me, Emily and I would figure it the fuck out.