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Porn star Lana Rhoades accurately credits hard work for her success

Mark Capra Published June 18, 2017

Adult film actress Lana Rhoades recently attributed her success to hard work:

I feel like the squats and lunges and kettlebell rows only marginally increase Lana’s bangability. She would be just as irresistible to men (excluding, perhaps, African-Americans and some non-anglosized Hispanics) if she only did cardio and/or starved herself:

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It’s not her voluminous ass– stunning though it may be– but her symmetrical facial features, makeup game, and seemingly limitless willingness to be degraded that are the major contributing factors to her success:

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In conclusion, I would toss my baby sister into a pool of sharks for 5 minutes with Lana Rhoades.

But that having been said, I am partial to Carmen Callaway’s weak, naive, borderline emaciated girl look:

UPDATE 11/2018: Many of the IG photos above have been deleted. Lana is just as upset as I am.

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