
Adult film actress Lana Rhoades recently attributed her success to hard work:
I have a cold from traveling, but I still went to the gym twice today. Bc success dosent take days off.
— Lana Rhoades (@LanaRhoades) June 3, 2017
I feel like the squats and lunges and kettlebell rows only marginally increase Lana’s bangability. She would be just as irresistible to men (excluding, perhaps, African-Americans and some non-anglosized Hispanics) if she only did cardio and/or starved herself:
It’s not her voluminous ass– stunning though it may be– but her symmetrical facial features, makeup game, and seemingly limitless willingness to be degraded that are the major contributing factors to her success:
In conclusion, I would toss my baby sister into a pool of sharks for 5 minutes with Lana Rhoades.
But that having been said, I am partial to Carmen Callaway’s weak, naive, borderline emaciated girl look:
