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Bwahahaha: Putin stormtroopers check out [redacted] chick   June 12, 2017

A large inflatable duck was seized on Monday, as Russian stormtroopers attempted to quash anti-Putin protests across the country. The duck, of course, is in reference to Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev’s infamous “duck house”:

The summer home also has its own marina and ski slope, not to mention three helipads, a special communications tower, an outdoor board for giant chess pieces, and — apparently — a home dedicated exclusively to ducks.

Among those arrested at the protest was a [redacted] chick. As she was taken to the gulag, a number of stormtroopers leered at her:

Twitter noted that she’s probably going to be raped a lot:


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