A large inflatable duck was seized on Monday, as Russian stormtroopers attempted to quash anti-Putin protests across the country. The duck, of course, is in reference to Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev’s infamous “duck house”:
The summer home also has its own marina and ski slope, not to mention three helipads, a special communications tower, an outdoor board for giant chess pieces, and — apparently — a home dedicated exclusively to ducks.
Among those arrested at the protest was a [redacted] chick. As she was taken to the gulag, a number of stormtroopers leered at her:
Twitter noted that she’s probably going to be raped a lot:
If the looks on the faces of the security personnel to her left/our right are anything to go by, I'd worry for her in custody.
— Martin P. ♏ (@martinpmcevoy) June 12, 2017