SE Cupp confirms she is a C-cup

JH Published May 28, 2017

In a recent back-and-forth with some random chode, SE Cupp confirmed that she is, in fact, a “full” C-cup:

I'm a full C, and Jesus loves you. https://t.co/TdWkFuAOzO

— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) May 19, 2017

Even though I personally find SE’s face less appealing than do many of my contemporaries??

(I am convinced that her glasses trigger MILF/teacher/naughty librarian porn-related arousal in our subconscious– thereby making her seem hotter than she actually is.)

That having been said, I want to bury my face in her big titties:

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