In a recent episode of Lockup, or rerun, or whatever, it doesn’t matter– inmate Samantha Agee discussed trying heroin for the 1st time:

I was like, ‘man, alright, screw it. I’ll do it.’ And it was just was awesome…[it’s] really bad to say that, but it was.

That’s hot.

I feel strongly that, given enough makeup, she would be virtually indistinguishable from the likes of Kristen Stewart or Amber Heard.

No, seriously:

In conclusion, she seems deep and I want to read her poetry…