Taylor Riggs is 4% hotter since November ’16

Musha Hadeen Published May 7, 2017

Bloomberg’s Taylor Riggs is best known for:

(1) Being more girl next door-ish than her sluttier contemporaries.
(2) Tweeting a photo of Trump arriving for dinner at Keen’s Steakhouse just after winning the erection in November ’16.

At the time, Riggs was a “naughty Mormon Sunday School teacher in a sundress”-hot 6.75…

.@BChappatta and I geek out a little and talk 4/5 coupons and a still shrinking market: https://t.co/UVRkDXglrr pic.twitter.com/1loUyF7b5P

— Taylor Riggs (@RiggsReport) March 28, 2016

former e-commerce head at P&G sits w/ me on @BloombergRadio talk all things brand loyalty: https://t.co/r46LQxsHFj pic.twitter.com/2epxhuofh1

— Taylor Riggs (@RiggsReport) April 20, 2016

always a blast w/ @JoeMysak talking elections and Alaska's proposed sovereign wealth fund! https://t.co/grnfR7n2Md pic.twitter.com/9XderR7md6

— Taylor Riggs (@RiggsReport) November 6, 2015

But in the interim, Taylor dyed her hair blonde, put on more makeup, lost 10 lbs., and is now a solid 7.0…

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