Obama’s ex-girlfriend is unattractive

MP   |   Published originally May 3, 2017

WaPo’s Carlos Lozada on Rising Star— a new Obama biography by historian and author David J. Garrow:

Obama lived with and loved in Chicago…whom he asked to marry him….Sheila Miyoshi Jager…Jager was of Dutch and Japanese ancestry.

In early 1987, when Obama was 25, she sensed a change. “He became. . . so very ambitious” very suddenly,” she told Garrow. “I remember very clearly when this transformation happened, and I remember very specifically that by 1987, about a year into our relationship, he already had his sights on becoming president.”

It created complications…Garrow writes…it was “coupled with a heightened awareness that to pursue [the presidency] he had to fully identify as African American.”

Now 100-years-old (for all intents and purposes), Jager’s body is still reasonably bangable. However, I find her facially unappealing…

Personally, if I was Obama??

I would start petty fights w/ Michelle until she demanded a divorce (so I don’t feel guilty, and the kids don’t blame me).

Then, once separated, using my vast wealth and fame– I would “date” 20-year-old Eileen Kelly (or a close approximation thereof)…

A post shared by killerandasweetthang (@killerandasweetthang) on

A post shared by killerandasweetthang (@killerandasweetthang) on

A post shared by killerandasweetthang (@killerandasweetthang) on

A post shared by killerandasweetthang (@killerandasweetthang) on

At some point, after I’ve used Eileen up, I would settle down w/ someone slightly more age appropriate– such as actress Sarah Bolger

Sean Hannity endorses gay marriage

The Regime

Uncle Tom Jason Whitlock finally calls Trump an “idiot”

Janet Yellen has facial hair, looks like convicted murderer Suzanne Basso

The Regime

Gross! Sara Bareilles complains about Trump w/ no makeup on