In the wake of the most tumultuous period in its history, Fox News recently lifted its decades-long ban on female anchors wearing pants.
But hopefully, most of these sluts will continue to dress promiscuously of their own volition.
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Heretofore, only Maria Bartiromo possessed the clout to defy the ban due to the 2013 blockbuster deal she secured when she left CNBC for Fox Business.
In any case, Happening Now co-anchor Jenna Lee on Tuesday was the 1st to take advantage of her newly granted human rights…
To Fox News’ credit, Roger Ailes’ henchwoman (and chief enforcer of the no pants policy) Suzanne Scott has been promoted to President of Programming following Bill Shine’s forced resignation.