Mofo Politics
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Bwahahaha: Even Uncle Tom Kelly Wright is suing Fox News   April 26, 2017

For more than 15 years, cornball brother Kelly Wright danced for massa– oh, how he danced for massa— but while newcomers Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters quickly rose through the ranks, Kelly never advanced beyond shitty weekend co-anchor duties.

No doubt encouraged by Gretchen Carlson’s $20 million score, Wright has joined a class action lawsuit accusing Fox News of promoting a culture of “systemic and institutional racial bias”:

According to the court filing, Brandi and the executive in charge of the network’s human resources department, Denise Collins, “permitted Slater and others to engage in abhorrent and blatant acts of race discrimination.

To be fair, this is pretty funny:

[Judith Slater] “blatantly mocked the ‘Black Lives Matter movement,” requiring plaintiff Tichaono Brown to drop by her office to say goodbye at the end of each workday, and responding by raising her hands in the air and quipping “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot!”

(1) I still can’t believe so many people wanted to have sex w/ Gretchen Carlson…

(2) I feel like these bitches would’ve had a case if not for the statute of limitations


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Dana Rohrabacher lost an arm-wrestling match to Vladimir Putin: “His muscles are just unbelievable!”

Erection 2016

Thomas the Super Obnoxious Dude hates Trump

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RETRACTION: Libertarian Girl is really hot after all

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