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Fake libertarian Judge Napolitano picks his favorite Trump executive order

Mfp Published April 24, 2017

The used car salesman of libertarianism, Judge Andrew Napolitano on Wednesday picked his favorite Trump executive order. You’ll note that Fox News has since tried to scrub the segment from the internet:

But this was my favorite part:

I don’t think he is [overreaching], and a lot of the executive orders are actually beneficial to the American public…these things don’t change the law, they sharpen the focus.

Okay, so we’re 100% clear, right?

Trump’s executive orders are better than Obama’s because unlike Obama’s– Trump’s executive orders “don’t change the law”.

But 15 seconds later, Napolitano says his favorite executive order is (wait for it) the one that changes the law:

My favorite of all the executive orders he signed…he told the IRS not to collect taxes due [to destroy Obamacare]…that is arguably changing the law in anticipation of Congress changing the law.

For the uninitiated, Naplitano is shilling extra hard because he is under the mistaken impression that he is on Trump’s SCOTUS shortlist.

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