Last summer, Prince Harry confirmed tabloid reports that he was dating 35-year-old borderline unattractive actress Meghan Markle:
A statement issued by Kensington Palace said Harry believed media interest in his love affair with American divorcee Meghan had seen a “line crossed”…Harry’s statement said “his girlfriend has been subject to a wave of abuse and harassment”…[and] also lashed out at the “sexism and racism of social media trolls”.
I am a very unattractive person.
I am regularly rejected by less-than-avg.-looking women.
Over the course of my life, I have had to employ unethical tactics to get laid, such as:
- Lying about my income.
- Telling fabricated stories to seem interesting.
- Claiming I owned a rented car.
- Claiming I was in law school.
- Pretending I went to USC.
And yet, I can honestly say I’ve had better than this…