In a shocking upset Sunday, Mississippi St. dramatically snapped heavily-favored UConn chick basketball’s historic undefeated streak.
But that is neither here nor there.
Nobody seems to notice because she’s gigantic?? But UConn star guard Katie Lou Samuelson has a beautiful face and big anime eyes:
Here is a perfect example.
The 2 other bitches below are themselves reasonably attractive?? But Katie is exceptionally hot in comparison…
Next to her teammates, Katie looks like a glamorous Hollywood actress visiting a refugee camp:
— Katie Lou Samuelson (@33katielou) April 1, 2015
Also, I like that thing she does w/ her mouth when she concentrates:
In conclusion, Katie is a perfect human female specimen– except that she suffers from Katie Pavlich Syndrome.
|IRL||If she was just 5’8|
|US/UK||Out of respect, and the infinitesimally small chance we get married– I decline to state.||9.0|