Bill: The living embodiment of why the Founding Fathers distrusted democracy

MP   |   Published April 1, 2017

Aaaaand that’s why the Founders feared democracy:

Democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property…[whereas a Republic] refine and enlarge the public views, by passing them through the medium of a chosen body of citizens, whose wisdom may best discern the true interest of their country.

It’s why the Founders designed the erectoral college to overturn the will of the people:

The immediate election should be made by men most capable of analyzing the qualities adapted to the station, and acting under circumstances favorable to deliberation…will be most likely to possess the information and discernment requisite to such complicated investigations…to afford as little opportunity as possible to tumult and disorder.

It’s why the Founders didn’t want Americans erecting their own senators:

Americans did not directly vote for senators for the first 125 years of the Federal Government. The Constitution, as it was adopted in 1788, stated that senators would be elected by state legislatures.

It’s why the Founders didn’t want Americans pressuring legislators:

Senators elected by state legislatures would be able to concentrate on the business at hand without pressure from the populace.

Because Bill represents the common man, and the common man is a retard.

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