In 2016, GOP strategerists– desperate to reach out to women and minorities– chose Cathy McMorris Rodgers and her vagina as the heir apparent to John Boehner.
This was the plan, it wasn’t a secret:
- Trump loses in a landslide.
- Paul Ryan resigns in ’18 to run for POTUS in ’20.
- Cathy McMorris Rodgers becomes House Speaker. If Kevin McCarthy challenges her, leak his alleged affair w/ Renee Ellmers.
Bun then Trump won and threw their machinations into chaos.
But that is neither here nor there.
Cathy McMorris Rodgers’ hair
While there have certainly been ups and downs and speed bumps along the way– the overall arc of Cathy McMorris Rodgers hair bends towards MILF.
Busy mom w/ stained teeth haircut
Upper-middle class mom haircut w/ teeth whitening
MILF makeover haircut w/ more teeth whitening
I think it’s fair to say that this look represents McMorris Rodgers’ post-20’s prime. It is unlikely to get any better than this moving forward:
Spice up the marriage haircut
This clearly missed the mark and was a bridge too far…
To her credit, McMorris Rodgers have since dialed it back to something more appropriate and becoming– while still highly bangable relative to her elderly peers: