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MFP accurately reax to “Dear White People”

Musha Hadeen Published February 11, 2017

One major drawback of our prosperity is reverse Darwinism, wherein retards– who would have limited opportunities to procreate in antiquity– have idiot children that eventually get internet access.

This has led to fighting over a Netflix series that nobody is going to watch– based on a 2014 film that nobody watched.

Here are the relevant facts:

  • (1) The show will almost certainly suck
  • (2) Nobody is going to watch it
  • (3) Arguing about it is a waste of time

But one thing worth noting is that the show features the hottest ~African-American ever, Logan Browning.

A photo posted by Logan Laurice Browning (@loganlaurice) on

A photo posted by Logan Laurice Browning (@loganlaurice) on

That’s some legit white girl hair…

A photo posted by Logan Laurice Browning (@loganlaurice) on

That having been said, I think I still ultimately would prefer to make love to Bikini Weather Girl in the Snow– because, I mean, for one thing, that thigh gap is unreal:

Jessica Parker Kennedy

I know what you’re thinking:

Actually, JPK is the hottest ~African-American of all time…

That’s a compelling argument.

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