Raw Story recently confused Noor Tagouri w/ the widow of infamous Orlando nightclub shooter Omar Mateen:
— Noor Tagouri (@NTagouri) January 17, 2017
The error is especially egregious because Noor Salman is gross— whereas Noor Tagouri may be the hottest Muslim chick to walk the Earth.
MFP does not make such proclamations willy-nilly, but the lip and head tilt thing really sealed it for me:
I know what you’re thinking: “But what about Miss Lebanon ’14 and Litigious Muslim Student??”
- Miss Lebanon 2014
[Good reasons to hate Israel redacted.]
- Litigious Muslim Student
Even though I would make love to her, Bayan Zehlif has gigantic hips. I don’t mind that on bubbly blondes– like, that works for me?? But on Muslims– even in MFP’s post-racist era— that’s asking a lot.
I feel like nobody would eat Palestinian food if they didn’t have to??
It’s like when liberals pretend to enjoy Indian naan bread?? It’s not a fucking cuisine, asshole. It exists because some poor motherfucker had to make bread and a tiny peace of meat last 6 months! It wasn’t invented to titillate your fucking snobby palette, dickhead!
But that is neither here nor there…
8.0 (Wealthy Los Angeles area)
9.2 (Tech/Politics/Economic Conference)
9.4 (Middle East)