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Katy Tur: Trump wanted to introduce me “as if I’m his wife”   January 13, 2017

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Katy Tur plugs her upcoming book:

He tries to literally grab me and pull me up on stage…with him, so he can introduce me to the waving crowd…as if I’m his wife or something.

Even though I would happily make love to Katy, 2 independent sources have confirmed to MFP that Katy is not as hot as she looks in person.

Specifically, her skin is reportedly not as smooth and glowing as one would expect from a sex object.

Whatever the case, you may recall that Trump gave Katy a “big kiss” in Nov. 2015…

You may recall that in those days, Katy was sometimes referred to as “Katy Trump”

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