MFP officially apologizes for being racist to Obama

MP   |   Published January 10, 2017

In 2008, MFP launched a petition to impeach Obama prior to his inauguration– and, not long thereafter– called for his deportation.

In the years since, MFP referred to Obama as the “Terrorist-in-Chief”, urged the military to disobey his orders, and wrote (in retrospect) crazy shit like this:

Obama is operating in keeping with his demonic, Luciferian nature.

MFP wasn’t alone.

But as it turns out, after 8 years of Obama, the country is no better or worse off than it would have been under John McCain or Mitt Romney (who himself supported an individual mandate until 2010).

By every objective metric, Obama’s presidency was par for the course.

The Economy

GDP Debt as % of GDP Economic Freedom Index
US 1 104%(2008: 76%) 11(2008: 8)
China 2 31% 144
Japan 3 230% 22
Germany 4 80% 17
UK 5 89% 10
France 6 98% 75
India 7 50% 123
Canada 10 84% 6
Russia 13 12% 153
Hong Kong 30 30% 1

Crime

Murder rate Rape rate(Pre-2014 feminazi re-definition)
Carter 9.5 33.0
Reagan 8.6 36.2
Bush 9.3 41.1
Clinton 7.3 36.1 (* not incl. Clinton’s own rapes)
W. 5.6 31.5
Obama 4.7 27.4

Police

# of police murdered in the line of duty

Reagan 822
Bush (single term) 361
Clinton 644
W. 591
Obama 521

Lovable Innocent Israel

Israel
Obama Still there.

In hindsight, it was all very Y2K…

 

Official apology

Dear Obama,

I guess you are not Satanic after all. Also, sorry about being racist to you.

Peace.

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