Skip Bayless defends the black football player that punched the trashy blonde chick

Mfp   Published December 27, 2016

In 2014, 6’1, 200 lb. Oklahoma Sooners RB Joe Mixon was forced to defend himself against Amelia Molitor– who Mixon accurately claimed punches “like a dude”

FS1 personality Skip Bayless defended Mixon’s actions on Undisputed:

He was in the wrong place at the wrong time…she initiated the contact.

Skip Bayless, Esq. continued:

Both of them should’ve been charged w/ assault…the DA was stuck here, because if he charged Mixon w/ aggravated assault, by the letter of the law, he would be forced to charge her.

Having learned his lesson, the soon-to-be multi-millionaire no longer punches people– he just throws shit in their faces:

Mixon received a parking ticket this morning, then “threw a torn up parking citation, which allegedly struck the [parking attendant] in the face.”

I get it, I do.

But if I was a projected NFL late-1st to 3rd round draft pick, I would suppress my urges until I signed my first contract– at which point, I would just take out my misogynistic need to physically dominate women on fatherless groupies w/ low self-esteem.

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