The greatest erection of our lifetimes comes to an end. It’s something we will tell our progressive, multi-gender, ethnically indistinguishable grandkids about.
Tuesday’s erection results will have major ramifications for MFP’s sterling ~95% accuracy rating.
Will MFP gloat obnoxiously, as it did after predicting Mitt Rinomney’s defeat 6 months early?? Or will MFP finally be humbled, and forced to acknowledge erectile uncertainty??
Trump’s inability to pivot over the summer (thanks to Ann Coulter and her army of yokels) artificially capped his support– denying Trump access to a pool of otherwise persuadable voters from which he could have overcome Hillary’s structural advantages.
“Structural advantages”, aka: “It just got fixed…”
Voter fraud in Philadelphia, Detroit, and Las Vegas means Trump must win PA, MI, and NV by ~5 just to win by ~1.
A 3 point win is a 1 point loss.
Amber & Giselle
Amateur porn actress Amber Hahn makes her prediction…
— Amber Hahn #MAGA (@ImAmberHahn) August 30, 2016
I'm so emotional over the moment…. #TrumpPence16 it is HAPPENING. I truly believe he will win tomorrow!
— Amber Hahn #MAGA (@ImAmberHahn) November 8, 2016
You may recall Giselle Leon (who is often mistaken for Latina) was strongly pro-Romney…
— Giselle Leon (@GiselleLeon) March 21, 2016
@barspinn nope i'm a 100% Romney supporter sober or drunk. Sorry I care about America's future.
— Giselle Leon (@GiselleLeon) October 28, 2012
Omg it's been so long since this happened. Dried up cum on my chest & I walk into a restaurant without a fkng clue 🙄😳😂 pic.twitter.com/ear1DxyIxi
— Giselle Leon (@GiselleLeon) November 3, 2016
The underlying premise of this projection is MFP’s objectively true worldview:
God has turned its back on ‘Murica because of the gays and rap. There is no angel in the storm. There is no last-minute comeback. There is only wickedness and disease and destruction and death.
I am rooting for a tie, but resigned to a Hillary victory…
* w/out Voter Fraud
** if only Trump listened to MFP
Total humiliation or triumphant vindication awaits.
Total humiliation it is
- MFP was wrong, amateur porn actress Amber Hahn was right.
- MFP’s ~95.7% accuracy rating will plummet next quarterly review.
- MFP declines to use the valid “Wikileaks/pneumonia” excuse.
- Thank you James Comey! You’re the man!!
- I refuse to say “actually, MFP’s popular vote projection was pretty close”– I will not say it!
- Source claimed Trump led MI in internal polls, but I dismissed it as unrealistic.
- Susan B. Anthony can suck a dick.
- I cannot wait to see Trump and Obama’s handshake.
- Also, that monkey was right.
- Also, Hannity was right.
TOTALLY CALLED IT
By the time they finish counting, MFP might have called it exactly…