Jennifer Rubin is even more retarded than anti-Semites claimed

Credit O'Reilly Factor.
* Edited for time as per MFP's loose journalistic standards.

Musha Hadeen Published October 24, 2016

I assumed they were just being bigoted??

But to quote Rubin’s appearance on O’Reilly Factor ~~almost~~ exactly:

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